hi:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

(Source: hi, via hi)

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

(via nokucrocodile)

preschooler-deactivated201206:

do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

(via peterpanandthewolf)

silohouettes:

simplefoetus:

silohouettes:

silohouettes:

I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

no homo tho

why no homo?

the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

(via peterpanandthewolf)

unabating:

this show is incredible

(Source: ricktimus, via peterpanandthewolf)

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

(via peterpanandthewolf)

racisrn:

when ur masturbating and somebody knocks on ur door

image

(via peterpanandthewolf)

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

(via puffymind)

smug-human:

passion:

i planted pitfalls under everyone’s feet

LMFAO

(via buizelmaniac)

memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

(Source: fuks, via thedailylaughs)

Tags: video

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

(via pizza)

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  cuddle up in blanket and watch netflix

extroverts:  smash the tv with a baseball bat because sports

(via puffymind)

worths:

ok thanks

worths:

ok thanks

(Source: worths, via iwishihadafather)

(Source: poyzn, via princessoflorule)